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"As you know, Arizona recently passed the toughest anti-immigration bill in American history. The idea behind this bill is to drive illegal immigrants out of Arizona and back to their homeland of Los Angeles." –Jay Leno

"I called the governor's office in Arizona today, and the recorded message said press one for English, press two for English, press three for English." –Jay Leno

"The top executive of Goldman Sachs testified before Congress today, which proves crooks always return to the scene of the crime." –Jay Leno

"Senator John McCain supported Arizona's new immigration bill. John McCain, also an immigrant. He came over on the Mayflower." –David Letterman

The new Bush book will be ready in November. He's making revisions. There's a brief delay while he cleans the whiteout from his computer screen. –David Letterman