"Gov. Rick Perry of Texas shot a coyote while he was jogging. Who carries a gun while jogging? I can barely manage my iPod." –Jimmy Kimmel
"I like the idea of runners carrying guns. Think of how interesting the Boston Marathon will be." –Jimmy Kimmel
"The International Olympic Committee stripped China of its bronze medal in the women's team gymnastics event from the 2000 Olympics because they fielded an underage athlete. Ten years later they figured it out, because she still hadn't finished high school." –Jimmy Kimmel
Friday, April 30, 2010
Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily
Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily
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