Other Crap

"Osama bin Laden's Facebook account disabled"

This is not from The Onion, or any similar site. It's a real news article. Apparently that Osama just loves his social networking. I wonder if he plays that farming game.

But the bastard never answered my friend request.

Hmm, I should check to see if he's a member of my pay site. I hear he's a huge fan of Jennifer Connelly.