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Everything Tracy Jordan Said on Season 4 of 30 Rock

"You haven’t walked in my shoes! All my life I’ve tried to forget the things I’ve seen. A crackhead breast-feeding a rat. A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on a third rail of the G train! I’ve seen a blind guy bite a police horse! A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! I once bit into a burrito and there was a child’s shoe in it! I’ve seen a hooker eat a tire! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy’s! The sewer people stole my skateboard! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo!"

"And if Garfield 3: Feline Groovy can’t tell my story. Then I’ll win my Oscar elsewhere."