Wednesday, May 26, 2010

ROTTEN TOMATOES: Opening This Week

ROTTEN TOMATOES: Movies Opening This Week

Prince of Persia: 3500 theaters, 59% positive reviews.

Sex and the City 2; 3500 theaters, 8% positive reviews, 0% from the major critics. Polish up some razzies for this one. Some sample reviews:


  • "Ishtar in designer gowns."
  • "The only thing memorable about Sex and the City 2 is the number two part, which describes it totally."
  • "As tasteless as an Arabian cathouse, as worn-out as your 1998 flip-flops and as hideous as the mom jeans Carrie wears with a belly-baring gingham top, Sex and the City 2 is two of the worst movies of the year."
  • "Though the sequel is a welcome return of the four women we know and love, it's tough not to acknowledge that if we were all friends in real life, at this point we'd probably stop taking their calls."
  • "These people make my skin crawl. The characters of Sex and the City 2 are flyweight bubbleheads living in a world which rarely requires three sentences in a row." (That one was from Roger Ebert!)
  • "An atrocious motion picture."
  • "Only the brave and stout will dare take this movie on. Beware, for you will emerge changed. Your soul blackened, your hairline receded, your eyes wilted in defeat and part of your heart forever dead."

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