‘Squid sex’ man facing charges | Metro.co.uk

"A man appeared in court today – accused of possessing a picture of a man having sex with a squid."

"Prosecutors amended the charge when it was admitted it could have been an octopus."

Worst of all - it was a dead squid (or octopus). I'm guessing that guy has a very limited sense of smell.

First they came for the squid-fuckers, but we did nothing. Then they came for those who merely have images of squid-fucking, and we did nothing. How long before it is a crime just to think of squid-fucking? Then aren't we all guilty? I may just as well turn myself in now.

One thing you know - this did not take place in Japan, where squid-fucking is not only tolerated, but is actually mandatory on certain feast days.