Why Is the White House Hiding Elena Kagan's Family? - Elena kagan - Gawker

Why Is the White House Hiding Elena Kagan's Family?

Possibilities:

• The planned 9/11
  
• They own BP
  
• They wrote the final episode of The Sopranos
  
• Elena Kagan's sister is Bombshell McGee.
  
• "Her family doesn't exist, because she is a robot. A Muslim robot."
  
• Her family owns Barack Obama's original Kenyan birth certificate.
  
• They are not on Team Coco
  
• "Arizona is made up of the Kagan family. The entire state."
  
• "Elena Kagan's dad wrote that article in Newsweek about gay acting."