fuck you sean penn - What Would Tyler Durden Do

"Sean Penn is the greatest man who ever lived, according to Sean Penn"

"But he doesn’t do it for awards and he doesn’t want to talk about it, except for all the times when he accepts awards and does interviews to talk about it."

"By a shocking coincidence, the same person who wrote the Vanity Fair article is the only person to witness his heroic rescues in New Orleans as well. For some reason, perhaps magic, there’s never any witnesses to his tales of daring adventure."