lindsay lohans new movie might be too sexy - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Lindsay Lohan's new movie probably doesn't exist

Are you surprised to read this? If so, I would love to sell you some lovely Florida real estate and a large bridge in the Brooklyn area.

The bad news:

"Lindsay Lohan’s big comeback was supposed to begin with her role as 70‘s porn pioneer Linda Lovelace in the film Inferno. It was perfect. Except they don’t own the rights to the story, the director has no idea whats he’s doing, they don’t have a cast and they don’t have a script.
Ahh, excuse me, they DO have a script! And it’s everything you might imagine from this group of consummate professionals. Lohan will have to play a role in which her character is 'thoroughly degraded. The movie is obviously designed to just outright disturb (with) the combination of childhood imagery and absolute outright depraved perversions. It’s hard to imagine the movie making it to theaters in its current form no matter who plays Lovelace."

The good news:

If it does get made, we are gonna love it.