Monday, June 28, 2010

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love

"The vice president broke free from the straps that secured him to the bed and lurched at me as he customarily does following a heart procedure," said Reiner. "But instead of trying to strangle me, he wrapped his arms around me in a hug."

(Onion classic from 2007)

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