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CLINTON THROWS BACHELOR PARTY FOR MEZVINSKY

This story comes from that paragon of responsible journalism, Weekly World News.

"The former President brought in seventy-five strippers, pole dancers, and contortionists to the 'whipped-cream' themed party held for Marc Mezvinsky at the Veranda House in Rhinebeck. Marc was reluctant, but Bill told him, 'You’re a Clinton now son, so you have to embrace the Clinton traditions.'

Mezvinsky informed Bill that Chelsea was taking his last name, 'She’s dropping the Clinton entirely, sir.' A naked Bill Clinton stood up, dropped the stripper off his lap and punched Mezvinsky in the face, 'The hell she is! She’s never taking your name, unless you run for President or she runs for President, then she’ll take your name, but that’s just because the moron voters of America like it that way. She’ll always be a Clinton. Now go get me some more grain alcohol.'"