Late Night Jokes Updated
“President Obama is going to be on ‘The View.’ Who says this guy isn’t willing to confront radical extremists?” -David Letterman
“Chelsea Clinton is getting married this weekend. A lot of security at the wedding, a huge security detail, and that’s just to keep Bill from the bridesmaids.” -David Letterman
"Because of Arizona's new law, a lot of immigrants have fled the state and returned to their homeland, Los Angeles." –Jay Leno
"President Bush's memoir is set to come out just in time for the midterm elections. One conservative columnist called the timing of the book release 'selfish and stupid,' which, coincidentally, is also the title of the book." –Jimmy Kimmel
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