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"A federal judge overturned Proposition 8, which banned gay marriage in California, which came as great news for both gays and wedding planners. Although that might be redundant."

"Opponents of gay marriage will now appeal to the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals in San Francisco. Good luck there. You’d have better luck asking for a show of hands at a Lady Gaga concert."

"BP says they've been able to seal the leak in the Gulf of Mexico. They were popping champagne to celebrate, but then they had trouble controlling the flow of the champagne and destroyed their entire office."

"They got Obama a huge cake. He didn't blow out the candles, he just taxed them until they gave up and went out on their own."

"A California judge has overruled California's ban on gay marriage. Finally gay men can marry someone other than Liza Minelli."

"The price of coffee has surged to a 12-year high. It's getting so expensive that BP is thinking about spilling some."

"Congressman Charlie Rangel and Congresswoman Maxine Waters met this to work out their new number one issue: prison reform."

"A federal judge struck down California's gay marriage ban. In West Hollywood, gay men were dancing in the streets with rainbow flags and playing techno music. And then they heard about the ruling and they really went crazy."