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"Fertility clinics in England say they are facing a nationwide donor shortage and are looking for international sperm donors. Finally a job Levi Johnston is actually qualified for."

"According to U.S. and Iraqi commanders, if the U.S. pulls out of Iraq, their borders will be vulnerable and they won't be able to stop anyone from entering their country. Well, join the club."

"The White House is defending President Obama's sports activities over the past week, saying that everyone needs leisure time. Thanks to his economic policies, 9.5 percent of Americans have all the leisure time they need."

"The economy is so bad, the Obamas are thinking about taking their next vacation in the United States."

"When Schwarzenegger heard the title 'The Expendables,' he thought it was in reference to California's teachers."

"Al-Jazeera's English-speaking channel was nominated for an International Emmy. On the red carpet, Joan Rivers will be like, 'Who are you wearing? And why is it ticking?'"