like nothing ever happened - What Would Tyler Durden Do

Lohan hits the streets, behind the wheel.

"Lindsay Lohan had two DUI’s, was given probation which she didn’t complete, and 90 days in jail which she didn’t serve, but she’s famous so now she’s back behind the wheel, driving around at 1:00am this morning. So if you live in LA, from now on you have to live like Will Smith in ‘I Am Legend.’ Set an alarm and never be out after the sun goes down, or else danger and death lurk around every corner."