ROTTEN TOMATOES: Opening This Week

ROTTEN TOMATOES: movies opening this week

Vampires Suck: 3% positive reviews. Another lame genre parody from the masters of that form, Seitzer and Friedberg. With an anemic 3% positive reviews, it is running ahead of their last three films (Disaster Movie, Epic Movie, Meet the Spartans), all of which came across the finish line at 2%! These guys must not only have a contract with Satan, but it must have been written by the only lawyer not actually on Team Satan. When I saw their names attached to the project, I had so little interest in this movie that I never considered downloading the leaked work print floating around the internet. Even at "free," the price was still too high.

Piranha 3-D: 88% positive reviews. The trailer makes it look like a lot of fun.

Switch: 50% positive reviews. Yet another mediocre Aniston movie. She makes more run-of-the-mill films than Tyler Perry.

Nanny McPhee Returns: 79%. You know you'll take your young daughters to this.

Lottery Ticket: 28%. PG-13 comedy which targets African-American family audiences.