Elderly in-laws on town council ban mother-in-law jokes

If mother-in-law jokes are outlawed, ... er ... something something involving Alan King.

A town in England has banned mother-in-law jokes. If only they had stayed on a roll and banned "... in Soviet Russia party comes to you" jokes.

Some jokes you could not tell in Tinytown-Upon-Avon:

I saw six people beating my MIL up. As I stood there and watched, the neighbor said, "Well, aren't you going to help?" I replied, "No. Six guys is enough for the job."

Q: What do you have when your MIL is covered in concrete up to her shoulders? A: Too little concrete!

Q: How do you stop your MIL from drowning? A: Just take your foot off her head.

Q: What's the difference between a dead mother-in-law lying in the middle of the road, and a dead snake lying in the middle of the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the snake!

Two cannibals were sitting down eating lunch. One says to the other, "You know, I just can't stand my mother-in-law." The other one replies, "Forget about her! Just put her to the side and eat the mashed potatoes."