Hulk Hogan's Back Injury -- Seashell Shock | TMZ.com

Hulk Hogan was rushed to the hospital when he hurt himself collecting seashells

Common enough. Don't try that at home, kids. How do you think Stephen Hawking ended up in a wheelchair?

Although to be fair, the condition usually strikes only philosophers and tubercular poets. But I guess the Hulkster is sort of a philosopher. Certainly he's a deeply contemplative guy.