Is Cloning Monkeys Morally Wrong? - Bill O'Reilly | The O'Reilly Factor - FOXNews.com

"American scientific companies are cross-breeding humans and animals and coming up with mice with fully functioning human brains."

It may be fun to guess who said that.

Do you think the mice have the full functioning of, let's say, Stephen Hawking's brain, or more like Keanu's?

Either way, it seems to me that Republicans should be embracing this. If we can hire mice to work for us, at the cost of mere cheese and cookie crumbs, the little fellas would make illegal immigrants seem to be overpriced, and that would shut off the migration for jobs. In fact, that would not only keep us from importing jobs, but would keep us from exporting them as well. Why would Dell need a call center in Bangalore if they can man all their hotlines with low-priced rodents 24/7? Mice with human brains are a Republican's dream! They're better than tax cuts for the rich!

Provided that they are American mice, of course.