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"President Obama said he can't walk around with his birth certificate plastered on his forehead. Apparently he was reacting to new polls that show 1 in 5 Kenyans now believe he was born in Hawaii."

"Congress is very upset with Roger Clemens because they feel like they were lied to. Now they know how we feel."

Letterman's "Top Ten Things Never Before Said In An Oval Office Address"

"Gotta keep this short because I'm going on another vacation"

"Watch how fast I can spin in my chair . . . Wee!"

"Who wants Justin Bieber tickets?"

"Tonight's Oval Office address has been brought to you by Jimmy Dean Pure Pork Sausages"

"Kneel before General Zod!"

"Just back from a pleasure trip — took my mother-in-law to the airport. Hiyo!"