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Late Night Political Jokes - Late Night Jokes Updated Daily

"Well-known, veteran politicians were upended by candidates from the Tea Party. It was especially shocking because I've been to a lot of tea parties with my daughter and most of the people there are stuffed animals."

"Democrats are calling Christine O'Donnell 'the Sarah Palin of the East.' Really? She's a loud, emotionally unstable woman from Delaware. That's not Sarah Palin, that's Joe Biden."

"She’s also against masturbation. I'm afraid you lost me now, lady. If she wants to win this November, she may have to change that position."

“She’s against masturbation? So listen up, Christine O'Donnell -- and Rosie O'Donnell too while we're at it -- we need to send a message to Washington, people. This November, I want everyone who believes in basic human rights to touch themselves in the voting booth. I want to say this to Christine O'Donnell. I want you and your followers to know one thing: you’ll take away this penis when you pry it out of my cold, dead hands."

"In the Delaware Republican U.S. Senate primary, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell won a huge upset. Interesting woman, very conservative. She has come out against masturbation. So not only is she against politicians putting their hands in our pockets, she's against us putting our own hands in our pockets."

"President Obama spoke to students this week and told them to stay focused and stay in school. You know why? Because there are no jobs."

"New FBI statistics say that crime in the United States fell 5 percent from last year. You know things are bad when even criminals can't find work in this country."