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Late Night Jokes Updated

"Christine O'Donnell said she dabbled in witchcraft, and her opponent, Democratic candidate Chris Coons, he had no comment. He wanted to comment, but he lost his voice, went blind and came down with boils."

"The National Bureau of Economic Research announced the recession actually ended. One day Delaware elects a witch. The next day the recession is over. I don't know. Is that a coincidence?"

"Delaware Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell is taking criticism because she once said she dabbled in witchcraft. Yeah, everyone is talking about this. O'Donnell was like, 'If one more person claims I'm a witch, I will take legal action against them and their little dog, too!'"

"Bristol Palin made her debut on Dancing With The Stars. Her mother, Sarah Palin, said she was going to be in the audience for the first show, but she wasn't. It's not like her to commit to something and back out ...

... But it's otter hunting season."