"As you know, Tea Party candidate Christine O'Donnell has come out against masturbation. Well, she is already paying a a heavy price for taking this stance. In fact, today, the powerful hand lotion lobby has endorsed her opponent."
"The premiere of 'Hawaii Five-0' was a great episode. The cops were looking around and they accidentally stumbled upon Obama’s birth certificate."
"According to experts, the recession is over. Is it really over or is it just pulling a Leno?"
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