Attack ad o' the day: "Sam Katz: He Kicks Children in the Face"

"Sam Katz: He Kicks Children in the Face" ... Attack Ad Is Ridiculous, But Also Pretty Funny

Hey, what's wrong with kicking kids in the face? Where are you supposed to kick 'em? In the nuts?

I have fun with some of my buds making up "... but Russ Feingold" ads. I don't even know who's running against Feingold. Maybe they don't mention his name in the ads; I can't recall. But the point is to get people to go into the booth and think, "No, not that evil Feingold guy they talk about on TV. I gotta vote for the other guy."

You know the kind of ads I'm talkin' about:

"Most Americans love puppies and hate Iran ... BUT RUSS FEINGOLD THINKS Iranians should eat your puppies."

"The Council of Family Values has some questions about whether parents should be informed about the abortions of their minor daughters ... BUT RUSS FEINGOLD THINKS your daughter should get a secret abortion even if she's not pregnant."

And so on.