Bulgaria lifts its ban on women in submarines. Only one problem: Bulgaria has no submarines.

A great triumph for women's rights: Bulgaria's defence ministry on Thursday lifted a ban on women serving aboard submarines ...

... only one slight problem. Bulgaria doesn't have any submarines.

They did have exactly one, but they retired it on the very same day they allowed women to serve.

(This is not from a humor site, and I did not make up any part of it.)