Runaway chimp joins university class, scores 88 on physics final.

Runaway chimp joins university class, gets a 97 in Quantum Mechanics

OK, I made part of that up. He actually got the 97 in sociology and, to be fair, it was the lowest grade in the class. 97 points of the grade were based on classroom participation, and he engaged in a very lively demonstration of his own culture, which essentially involved flinging his feces.

A lot of his classmates were angry after that incident, but it did get him into the best frat!