Five Calvin College students face up to five years in prison for stealing 10-foot fiberglass giraffe head from highway billboard

Five Calvin College students face up to five years in prison for stealing a 10-foot fiberglass giraffe

They're lucky to be in Michigan. In Texas that would carry the death penalty.

Although the good news is that fiberglass animal head theft qualifies one to have a celebrity pull the switch. I have to look it up, but I think the specific celebrity who kills you for a giraffe head theft is Vanna White. Too bad it wasn't a Springbok. Tony Danza does that one!

By the way, Calvin College??? Wasn't that the president after Warren Harding. Are their teams the "Silent Cals"?

I guess that would be OK, except for the debate team.