A man accused of having sex with a miniature horse has retained an attorney named Cowboy Bob

First of an infinite-part series, "Reasons why Alabama isn't like where you live": A man accused of having sex with a miniature horse has retained an attorney named Cowboy Bob.

That was actually a good choice. Horse-fucking is a bar specialty in Alabama, and Cowboy Bob is board certified. When I was arrested in Alabama for fucking an alligator, Cowboy Bob offered his services, but I just couldn't figure out how his expertise with mammals could transfer over to giant reptiles, so I went with Jungle Larry instead.