Management Speak | by Cracked.com

Management Speak Cracked.com

"Thus it becomes vital to instill a sense of confidence in your co-workers that you are not only more important than you actually are, but also worth more than your already bloated paycheck. There are two ways to accomplish this:

1. Bust your ass working, use your downtime to come up with creative new ways to help the company, and foster meaningful connections with your coworkers

2. Spout gibberish until they go away.

Since most office workers go for the latter option, management speak has become an indispensable way to make carrying out even the most mundane or despicable tasks look like you're this generation's John D Rockefeller."