If you go to Japan to have someone shoot coffee up your ass, make sure it's a licensed practitioner!Job o' the day: the guy who's in charge of approving those licenses. And you thought the TSA screeners had an embarrassing job.
"George & Oliver Co., a Tokyo-based online marketer of health and beauty products, has jumped on this movement, offering do-it-yourself coffee rectal infusion kits for 9,240 yen (approx. $110). The kit includes an enema bag, a tube of gel and six cans of Café COLON coffee, which is unlikely to become a Starbucks coffee-of-the day anytime soon."
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