Cops take window smoker to psych ward

"A lawyer smoking on the sill of his second-floor apartment window was taken to a psychiatrist after a pair of blundering cops mistook it as a suicide attempt"

He was only 12 feet above the ground, smoking on the window sill because he can't light up inside.

"Meanwhile, three ambulances and four other patrol cars pulled up and an officer lifted him out of his own living-room window from behind. The cop slammed him on the living-room floor while another kneeled on top of him and cuffed him."

Well, he was smoking, so I guess that could be considered suicide, but it's kind of a slow process.