Julian Assange's Sex Life As Explained By Glenn Beck

Glenn Beck and Keith Olbermann, together at last

This video seems at first to be the usual bizarre Glenn Beck chalk-talk, but there's a surprising twist. Glenn Beck says those sexual assault charges against Assange are bullshit! That's a bold move for Beck, and demonstrates some integrity on his part, because the Beckster hates Assange, and many of Beck's fellow conservatives figure that the charges are actually a useful way to get rid of His Paleness. Bucking the conservative trend, Beck actually dug in and tried to find and report the truth, albeit in his own nutty way.

Here's the real capper - Keith Olbermann has made very similar points.

As for me, I don't know jack sprat about any of this, but I'm kinda surprised to find out that Assange is having sex with women. I kinda figured him for a dresser full of tear-soaked Judy Garland albums.