Man makes eco-friendly sex toys from wood

Man makes eco-friendly sex toys from wood ...

... as people have done from time immemorial. Why do you think they call it a woody?

I can definitely get into a wood fetish. I used to be into puppet-fuckin'. Unfortunately, I had to give up marionettes because of the splinters.

There were other problems as well. In retrospect, I probably should have known that wooden sex dolls wouldn't be compatible with my pet woodpeckers.

I've switched to Muppets now. The birds ignore them, and they are made of felt, which is mighty easy on the schwanz.

There is an unfortunate side effect to felt-fuckin', however. I get an erection when I see a pool table.

It's sorta uncomfortable when I go to our local strip club and the other guys want to face the stage, but I turn my chair toward the billiard room.