Rest assured that Australians unaffected by the cyclone may continue their normal intimate relations with giant deadly birds.
You know those Aussies. Under normal circumstances, they can't get enough of giant deadly birds. They tease 'em. They fuck 'em. They even give 'em to their kids as pets. "Mum, I'm bored with our dingo. Can I have a giant deadly bird?" But this cyclone changed everything.
"However, thanks to land clearing and development along the coast, the fearsome birds are seriously endangered"
ReplyDeleteThree cheers for land clearing and development!