Mayor Harry Baals Is Being Disrespected

Citizens of Fort Wayne protest naming a governemnt building after a former fur-term mayor.

You're probably thinking, "That seems a bit mundane to be classified as 'other crap.'"

Well, the problem is, you see, that the man's name is Harry Baals, and it's pronounced pretty much the way you're thinking right now, so no matter which building they choose, it's gonna be ..

Well, for example:

The Harry Baals Museum of Art.

The Harry Baals Airport Security Building

As the master of the Solomonic decision, I propose they escape this predicament with a compromise: name the building after Harry's brother, Seymour.