74-year-old has bagged the Guinness world record for collecting the most airline sick bags on the planet

"74-year-old has bagged the Guinness world record for collecting the most airline sick bags on the planet."

Oh, if only his parents could have lived to see this moment.

Now he can show his joy by throwing up his hands.

And ON his hands.

Because if he used one of his bags, he'd fall back into second place.

By the way, if you're looking for a new hobby, he is looking for someone to take over his collection, but it has to be someone who loves barf bags as much as he does. (I'm not kidding about any of that.)