Monday, March 21, 2011

Man throws cottage cheese at girlfriend and locks her in a shed (MUG) | cottage, throws, crestview - Northwest Florida Daily News

Man throws cottage cheese at girlfriend and locks her in a shed

"The container holding the cottage cheese didn’t hit the woman, but its contents did."

I don't think an assault with cottage cheese can be considered deadly - unless he made her eat it.

Anyway, what's the big deal about locking someone in a shed and threatening them with cottage cheese? How do you think I wooed my fifth wife?

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