"The Mystery of Natalie Portman's Butt in Your Highness"

The Mystery of Natalie Portman's Butt

An interesting article and also, coincidentally, the title of my favorite Hardy Boys book.

I'll never figure out how old man Applegate managed to stick his piece of eight up there.

Tip: if you are ever captured by pirates, make sure you pay for your meal at the pirate canteen with a piece of nine. You should be able to escape in the confusion that ensues when they try to figure out how to make change.