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After vajazzling comes pejazzling: bling up the boys with crystal tattoos

I heading right now to my local pejazzling salon. In Northern Wisconsin we have one every block. I've been looking over their brochure, and I've decided on the look I want. Instead of regular balls, I want two disco balls!

But, damn, you can't get the right effect without the lights.

I wonder if my girlfriend will mind shoving a flashlight up her nose when we 69.