BIN LADEN’S WIVES TALKING… AND TALKING |

BIN LADEN’S WIVES TALKING… AND TALKING

“With him it was always ‘9/11 this’ and ‘9/11 that’ and ‘Oh, did I mention my key role in 9/11?’” third wife Um Khalid told interrogators. “Honestly, it was like living with Rudy Giuliani.”

“Most days he’d just sit around coloring his beard, watching reruns of his own speeches,” added Amal al-Saddah, his fifth wife. “Every time he heard himself say, ‘Death to America,’ he’d take a shot of tequila.”

"And remember how he cried during the royal wedding? He said it was a beautiful ceremony and they were a beautiful couple. He really wished he could have been there to blow it up."

"He demanded all the time. Like insisting we wash the dishes in the blood of Zion."

And surprisingly for a man famed for moving from place to place, bin Laden apparently never stopped to ask directions. “I swear that man had no sense of where he was, and of course he wouldn’t listen or ask for help. Sometimes he prayed to Tokyo five times a day.”