'Michael Jackson joined Marlon Brando and Dame Liz Taylor on 535-mile road trip'

New Vanity Fair story claims: Michael Jackson joined Marlon Brando and Dame Liz Taylor on a 535-mile road trip right after the 9/11 attacks

Maybe. It sounds like a Weekly World News item to me. All three of them are dead, so there is no first-person account. No photos seem to have been taken on the journey and one of Liz’s pals denied it categorically, saying “Liz stayed behind and went to pray in a church, then went to Ground Zero. The airports opened and she flew home.”

But true or not, what a movie this would make!

Vanity Fair’s Sam Kashner said: “Brando allegedly annoyed his companions by stopping at nearly every KFC and Burger King. One can only imagine the shock their appearance caused across the States.”

You'd think somebody would have photographed three of the most famous people in the world at one KFC or another.