Vivid offers Pippa Middleton $5 million to star in a porn sceneOl' Pippy Longstocking doesn't have to appear in the entire film, mind you. Just one scene.
I wonder why they only said "$5 million." You know she won't do it at any price, so why not offer her $500 million and really seem like a big shot? Maybe Vivid is saving that for a later move - they can keep upping the ante to make it more dramatic, until they get to $500 million for straight porn, and a billion to do it with a donkey, Tijuana style.
Hey, Pippa, I'll give you a quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars, or a half-eaten Milky Way bar, whichever you prefer.
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