Career-o-matic. What Rotten Tomatoes data tell us about the best, worst, and most bizarre Hollywood trajectories.

Career-o-matic. What Rotten Tomatoes data tell us about the best, worst, and most bizarre Hollywood trajectories.

"Jennifer Love Hewitt has the rare distinction of never having made a single "fresh" (above 60 percent on Rotten Tomatoes) film. Her average score of 18.9 owes to such duds as Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit (7 percent), I Know What You Did Last Summer (35 percent), I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (7 percent), and both Garfield movies (15 percent and 11 percent, respectively). If you count only actresses who have made at least 20 movies since 1985, the Worst Actress award goes to Mena Suvari, with an average rating of 32.7 percent."

Actually, JLG came close to a "fresh" with a 53% rating for Heartbreakers. In comparison, the legendary Kutcher has never even hit 50. But Hewitt has two zeros on the board, and Kutcher has never been shut out.

What would happen if JLH made a romantic comedy with Kutcher? Would the universe implode?