Dutch aim to crack World Egg Throwing Championships | Orange UK

"The World Egg Throwing Federation have announced The Netherlands will be sending a team to the sixth World Egg Throwing Championships."

Our long global nightmare is over ... or is it just beginning?

"The four disciplines include - distance egg throwing, static eggstafette (Static Egg Relay), Russian egg roulette and egg trebuchet. To ensure fair play the Dutch Federation has invited World Egg Throwing Federation President Andy Dunlop to act as chief umpire."

Andy is going to be there? Thank heaven. Now we know things will be under control! There's nothing worse than a ref who kow-tows to the English and their legion of Egg Hooligans.