I had to use that headline to make it news, based on the oldest adage of "If a man bites a dog, it's news. If a dog bites a man, it's not."
The Jackass star actually died at 34, by partying late into the night, then driving his Porsche about a zillion miles an hour into a tree, whereupon it burst into flames.
Who could have seen that coming?
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Reader comment: "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE." (sic)
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Wait - the author of a site called "Other Crap" is an insensitive asshole?
Who could have seen THAT coming?
Most people just assume it is written by Deepak Chopra.
Monday, June 20, 2011
Jackass star dies quietly in his bed, of old age, surrounded by family
Jackass star dies quietly in his bed, of old age, surrounded by family
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
ReplyDeleteLoL! Your a fan of "Jackass" and read "Other Crap" and you don't get how funny that is? Dude, Look over your shoulder, Ryan Dunn is on his ass laughing at you!
ReplyDeleteTragic, but let's save the sympathy for someone who DOESN'T blaze down the highway drunk blind to the safety of everyone else in their path.
ReplyDeleteHey, Arnold reads "Other Crap"!
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