Thursday, July 07, 2011

The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career

The 10 Crappiest Movies of Jennifer Aniston's Career
Bottom line: Jennifer Aniston was Katherine Heigl long before Heigl became herself.

I would love to have some spare time to compare Aniston's films to bin Laden's. I wonder which group would annoy me more. Probably Aniston's. Bin Laden merely wanted Death to America. Aniston actually represents it.

Having written that snarky crap, I now have to concede that I like what Aniston does on camera. She looks good and she can be very funny. But I sure don't like her choice of scripts. The ones they chose here are nowhere near her worst. One word: Leprechaun.

Here's what James Berardinelli wrote about that film:

"My feelings about Leprechaun can be summed up in one warning: no matter how starved you are for blood and gore, stay far away. This goes beyond simply being 'bad.' It's so unpleasant, in fact, that it isn't even worth a look as one of those popular 'so bad they're good' films. It is legitimately unwatchable. Jennifer Aniston shows that, in different circumstances, she might be competent, (but) the plot is a mishmash of cliches. The dialogue was written with the brain-dead viewer in mind. Regardless of whether you're Irish or not, if you venture into a theater showing this movie, your luck has run out."

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