Thursday, July 07, 2011

Ian Halperin Pens Explosive Lady Gaga Tell-All

Ian Halperin Pens Explosive Lady Gaga Tell-All

The writer reveals that Gaga suffers from Lupus, is addicted to drugs and has an eating disorders. He claims that she is a walking time bomb and he plans to document all of the details surrounding her out-of-control lifestyle in his forthcoming book.

He has discovered a great deal of dirt during a series of investigative interviews: “Those who have worked with her on tour reported to me that Gaga barely ate for weeks at a time to fit into her costume.”

Halperin spent an entire year doing undercover research on the singer and he said she is “sick” and “obsessed” and has drug issues: “Her friends say that she has done every drug conceivable. You name it she has done it.”

Lady Gaga has openly admitted to battling Lupus but Haleprin’s research suggests that the disease affects her far more than she lets on: “Part of the reason she wears wigs and makeup is because her hair is falling out and she’s covered in red blotches, both side effects of the disease.”

Rebuttal, chronicling Halperin's history of disseminating misinformation.
"The good news for Lady Gaga is that celebrity journalist Ian Halperin never has any idea what the fuck he’s talking about. That’s not coincidence. I would trust what a ouija board had to say about Lady Gaga before I would anything from this dork."

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