Inspire Al-Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula Magazine Issue 6, July 2011 | Public Intelligence

Woo-hoo ... the new issue of Al-Qaeda Magazine came out Monday

The actual name of the mag is Inspire, and here it is in its entirety, if your copy is late. They have now added a humor section which makes fun of Anthony Weiner. Funny guys!

(I didn't make any of this up. So far. But I'm about to start.)

They've also started to copy other features from toney American mags, like the aroma samples. Man, when they say "Eau de Toilette," they mean it literally!

And who knew that Versace made a Kabul Nights, which combines several exotic Middle Eastern scents: jasmine, frankincense, pomegranate blossom, and just a subtle hint of goat!

By the way, this is issue 6, and it comes out every two months, so if you subscribed for a year, it's time to renew. If you act right away, they will also throw in the annual swimsuit edition and the Al-Qaeda football alarm clock, which can also be used as a time bomb!