Saturday, July 16, 2011

World's 'Most Dangerous Bird' escapes from exhibit at Denver Zoo - OrlandoSentinel.com

World's Most Dangerous Bird escapes from exhibit at Denver Zoo

"'Murray' burst through its wire fencing at Bird World."

Murray? What kind of name is that for a "world's most dangerous"? It makes him sound like a timid accountant who gets nervous when he's five minutes late getting back from lunch. A bad-ass bird should have a bad-ass name. How about Lucifer? Rip? Darkseid? Hulk? Walken?

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