Cheney reveals his double top-secret undisclosed location

Cheney finally reveals his top-secret undisclosed location

You're going to think I'm kidding, but I'm not: It was his home in D.C.

Oh, that master of stealth! It's the last place anyone would have looked. It's like hiding gloves in the glove compartment!

Here's another interesting tidbit from Cheney's book:

"After undergoing heart surgery in 2010, Cheney was unconscious for weeks. During that time, Cheney experienced a 'prolonged, vivid dream that he was living in an Italian villa, pacing the stone paths to get coffee and newspapers.'"